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 "Oh crap..."

 "Sighhhh..."

 "Not Again..."

"I LOVE Avocados" 

 "on Toast"

 "Sliced"

 "With an Egg"

 "With Sals.."

 "Sir.."

 "SIR"

 "EXCUSE ME SIR!"

"Are you taking these as well?"

"Oh yes.. I am sorry"

"No problem! Let me just activate them for you!"

"TIC...TIC...TIC.."

"All set! Have a nice evening"

"I love cooking dinner at home"

"But.. San Francisco has SO MANY great restaurants..."

"That sometimes it's so much easier to just eat out"

"plus you want to try and socialize"

"Hey is Avner coming?"

"Naa.. I believe he's hanging out with his REAL friends"

WHOOSH

"So.. you have to plan your meals right"

"And Avocados are especially tricky"

"Cause with Avocados - "

"-There is a ridiculously small window, where they are actually good.

Or as my friend puts it:"

"MEN IN THIS TOWN ARE JUST LIKE AVOCADOS!!"

They are not "ready", they are not "ready"

They are not "READY"

and then they are ROTTEN!!

"guhh.. But forget about my drama..."

"How's cupid treating ya? what's up with that girl you mentioned last time?"

"Oh.. I dunno... it's okay..." 

"We were both really busy lately.."

"But actually, I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow"

"wait..."

"TOMORROW"

Mmmmmmm

Sometimes... you gotta do what you gotta do :)